9.21.2008

Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People (SBCB4AP): Episode 2 StrongBadia The Free (Review)

Strong Bad’s Cool Game For Attractive People (SBCG4AP): Episode 2 StrongBadia The Free (Nintendo WiiWare)


Rated “T” For “Teen”


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Did you try the first installment of Games For Attractive People provided by Strong Bad on your Wii? You weren’t attractive enough? Well, you had one month to get that make over because Episode 2 – StrongBadia The Free is here for us good looking people.

Strong Bad and losers in his world come back again for another PACA (point and click adventure). This time around, The King of Town has passed a new law adding a tax to all received and sent emails. Hey…that does not sit well with our masked hero…villain…sexy main character. So what is there to do? Easy, dethrone the King of Town.
Now who won’t follow Strong Bad in his task to dethrone the newly named “The Of Town?” Well, that would be everyone. All your attractive friends have decided to secede StrongBadia leaving it’s populace to a populace of one super strong and super bad man. Not only have they seceded, they have all formed their own countries, flags and all.
What does a country of one attractive man do? He brings all the unattractive beings together by forcefully taking over country one after another to make himself even more attractive by being surrounded by the less than face pleasing. While PACYW (pointing and clicking your way) through the familiar yet split world, you must be your awesome self and convince…manipulate…force others to join your side. Your PACWHSBG (pointing and clicking will help StrongBadia grow) as you make your way by engulfing countries such as Bleak House, Marzistar, and the creatively named country of Country.

The core of the game has remained the same since the first episode. So while you may need to look better from Episode 1, you don’t have to be that much smarter. PAC (point and click), make fun of the civilians, laugh at the content, and take over the world. And there is always time to enjoy the adventures of Teen Girl Squad and even relax with a great game of Videlectrix with Math Kickers Featuring Alge Bros. Algebra has never been this brutal.

Enjoy your comics, master some power equations, and don’t forget to recruit people for your army as you take over countries. Once you’ve conquered all the lands and formed your Homstarmy, you are ready to take on The Of Town at his castle keep.
And what is left after your Homstarmy storms the castle? Well, only those really attractive looking persons will find out. War can not be won so easily…sometimes. And was it all worth it? Was this a waste of time for Strong Bad? Was it worth it to expand and conquer all with StrongBadia and all its inhabitants? Is this the same game you played the first time around just with different content (yes)? Do you still need massive plastic surgery to play this game? Well…you could always turn your back to the television screen as your more attractive friend plays the game for you.

Rated 4 out of 5


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