11.27.2008

Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People (SGCG4AP): Episode 4 Dangeresque 3 The Criminal Projective

Strong Bad’s Cool Game For Attractive People (SBCG4AP): Episode 4 Dangeresque 3 (Nintendo WiiWare)


E10+ For Everyone 10 and Older


SGCG4AP Episode 1
SGCG4AP Episode 2
SGCG4AP Episode 3


The final installment to the greatest movie series you never saw is finally here. “Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective” is now available for the attractive people.


=====Story=====

If you are not familiar with the Dangeresque series, that’s fine. It took 4 years for the finale of the trilogy to come out and you don’t need to know too much of the origins. Strong Bad, your strong and bad pro-antagonist, has completed Dangeresque 3 and you get a front row seat to watch it.


Not only do you get to watch the premiere, you get to create the movie itself by taking control of Dangeresque (Strong Bad) and helping him through his most dangerous of dangerous adventures to happen in 3 movies.

Renaldo (Coach Z) is about to retire, but not before having one more case to solve along with Dangeresque. Cutesy Buttons (Marzipan) has a problem for you to solve and it leads to more danger than anyone thought they would get into…maybe too much danger for Dangeresque, Renaldo, and Dangersque Too?? (Homestar Runner).


=====Gameplay=====

Dangeresque 3 is not like any other Atrractive Game/Movie you had ever played/seen before. You must be as suave and underhanded as the star of the movie in order to solve the most important case there can ever be because it’s the end of a trilogy and it can’t be disappointing.


It’s very difficult to be a great corrupt detective and you can’t just simply point and click your way through cases. Dangeresque does things a little differently as only he can. If you spot an object you want to examine or see a suspicious person, you must DANGEROUSLY point and DANGEROUSLY click on it/them to check it or interrogate them. You must take and present evidence and shake down the civilians to get the information you need in order to save the day.


=====Difficulty=====

Being Dangeresque is never an easy job. Cases are never as simple as they should be. Once you solve one part of the mystery, you realize it’s part of a bigger plot and things unfold in a not-so-friendly manner. Characters act very shady and you may not know who is really on your side.


With many characters come many places to travel, many places. You’ll be traveling from familiar (yet renamed) territories as well as more well known areas of the globe such as Ireland and Japan. Dangeresque will definitely collect frequent miles for flying.


While the movie plot line is linear, it may take a while to understand what’s going on with the many places and people to see. Will Dangeresque be able to save the day in one of his most difficult adventures to date? Even with your trusty nunchuk gun, will Dangeresque survive?


=====Content=====

This is the ultimate in fan service for Strong Bad/Dangeresque followers. For those that have been waiting forever to see this movie, they will not be disappointed as 100% of sexiness has been put into production. Everything you though will happen and everything you did not think will also happen within the world of Dangeresque.


=====Final Thoughts=====

Dangeresque 3 is very fulfilling. The movie is what you would expect from the mind of Strong Bad. The script is as well written as only Strong Bad can make it. It even comes complete with plot twists and character development. The characters being in different characters for the camera is very nicely done with great performances from each cast member. Even the clever touches of wind blowing into the boom mic, the camera shaking, the cheesy backdrops, and bad production just add to the uniqueness of the film showing that anyone with a camera can make, what possibly could be, the best action flick ever. Even the "extended play" that is given to you at the end of every SBCG4AP episode is fun as it plays out as extras you would find on standard DVDs and Rays of Blu.


It’s the blockbuster of all your summers combined and the feel good holiday movie that will keep you feeling good forever. Strong Bad fans will rejoice to finally see the last movie they ever need to see.


Rated 4 out of 5


11.09.2008

Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People (SBCG4AP): Episode 3 Baddest of The Bands (Review)

Strong Bad’s Cool Game For Attractive People (SBCG4AP): Episode 3 Baddest of The Bands (Nintendo WiiWare)

Rated “E10+”


SBCG4AP Episode 1 Homestar Ruiner

SBCG4AP Episode 2 Strongbadia The Free


For all the attractive people of the world, Episode 3 of Strong Bad’s episodic adventures is out for you to play. This time you get to rock out in Baddest of The Bands. Alriiiiight!!!!!


=====Story=====

The Fun Machine breaks down while attempting to play the awesome Limozeen game. Not cool at all. How else can you have fun if you’re glorious 8-bit game system is out of action?


Bubs is willing to help, but it comes at a price of a sack of cash. Thankfully Bubs offers a way for you to collect some of that cash by suggesting getting bands together for a Battle of The Bands. It’s obviously the best idea to earn wallet fatteners. As everything in the world of Strong, it won’t be easy, but it will definitely be funny. And don’t think it stops after you get bands together. There’s going to be more work for Strong Bad to get that sack of cash to fix the Fun Machine.


=====Gameplay=====

Point.

Click.

Repeat.


=====Difficulty=====

Once you have mastered the 3-step program of gameplay, it’s time to stage dive into the game. Had you also played the past 2 episodes, then this should not be that tough. You’ll know to check everything more than once, try everything more than once, and do everything wrong just to hear the wit of characters.

Even if you don’t have previous experience with Strong Bad (that excludes any sexy ladies), this episode is not the most difficult of the bunch. While a few of the puzzles may take time to solve correctly, it always comes down to trial and error and how you can overcome your own stupidity.


=====Content=====

The whole cast is here (probably against Strong Bad’s wishes). They’re all important and they all offer laughs from beginning to the parts after beginning. Strong Bad being himself and acting “nice” will supply the laughs as you work your way from forming bands and ruining them. You also get to meet the fabled Limozeen.


=====Final Thoughts=====

Like the other episodes, it does help to be a fan. They’re not long adventures, but it will keep you happy for a couple hours. It isn’t the as difficult as either of the last 2 episodes (especially if you have played them), but if you’ve been playing the games, you know that the content is what will keep you coming back for the next episode. This game does offer one thing that the others did not, great music…and meeting Limozeen…and a microphone in your inventory…and Coach Z toilet paper…okay. There is more here than in the other games that helps separate it from the rest with these fist fulls of charms.


If there was a doubt about how much Strong Bad can rock, this installment will definitely have you wondering even more. But without a doubt, you will rock. Alriiiiight!!!!!


Rated 3 out of 5